a fatass' sf story in haiku:
12 top spots to eat
only ate at 3 of them
who cares we are fat.
aka. in times of hunger, we stop drop & roll to the nearest restaurant.
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WEDNESDAY
capped off our 8hr drive & kicked off our vaca by taking advantage of the many pubs in the financial district before dinner.
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sf's version of umami burger? all the same, however, burger bar offers truffle mayo on the side, and that is what life should be about.
infamous union square dining view.
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THURSDAY
sausalito in a nutshell = mothernature farting her ass off on your face so hard you can't even stand still w/o slightly tipping over. remedy: sit indoors & eat. durr.
corned beef hash
runny yolk and fresh creme fraiche? sold.
i felt cafe hipster & my drinking cup had the best view of the bay so all was well in tubbytard land.
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sf = fisherman's wharf = clam chowder according to many socal-ians. @ least for those i know.
sweet and sour calamari
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basmati rice & keema aloo
chicken tikka masala & garlic naan
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FRIDAY
only open on business days&hours, literal hole in the wall of an establishment. so small there wasn't even space to sit/stand/guard yourself from the rain.
corned beef with cabbage, Russian dvressing and Swiss cheese
LONZA: rosemary pork loin with celery root, endive, and apples, spicy homemade mustard
simple but omg-worthy.
THE SENTINEL
37 New Montgomery Street
San Francisco, CA 94105
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haight&ashbury: hippie town with no such thing as a restroom without purchasing anything. naturally we chose to buy food for a key to the toilet.
strawberry/chocolate shake
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this place made it to our list not only because of blogger suggestions but also because of its many food network featured dishes.
Featured on Food Network) - Salad made with 22 different ingredients and a tamarind dressing
Featured on Food Network and Bay Area Backroads)
Street food found in the border of Burma and Thailand.
lesson learned: anything food network verified is no bueno.
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SATURDAY
rounded off our foodie endeavors by sampling local produce/small businesses at the farmers parket on pier9.
bridgeside eating, oley!
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